A New Year- My Post Secrets

I am making a refreshed commitment to write more. Tonight is the start of something new. Even if I have to NAK (nurse at keyboard), I will be communicating with the big wide world on a regular basis.

So, on this Sunday night the kids are fine, Dr. Matt is shorn, and I am writing.

I love Post Secret. Google it. If I were going to send in my own Post Secret, here is what I would say:

• Instead of using the bulb syringe, I suck the snot from my baby's nose with my mouth.
• Warts make me sick to my stomach. Just looking at them makes me want to puke. I think I might have one on the bottom of my foot, but I am afraid to find out.
• I pee in the showers at the YMCA. I have now taught my older daughter to do the same.

Which is worse, that I could come up with at least ten more totally true facts, or that I don't know which one to send first?