The Jennyfer Look

Dr. Matt claims that I have one certain look that communicates various emotions and one sassy attitude. What he doesn't realize is that he has a look all his own. I am going to a meeting of my Beta Sigma Phi (Google It!) chapter tonight, and for some reason Dr. Matt had not remembered. When I reminded him tonight when he got home from work, he gave me the Dr. Matt look- roll the eyes, sigh dramatically, and walk away.

I will think about how I feel when he gives me that look for the rest of the night as I am out by myself, and every time he calls to ask me a question about caring for his own children.

We'll see.

A New Year- My Post Secrets

I am making a refreshed commitment to write more. Tonight is the start of something new. Even if I have to NAK (nurse at keyboard), I will be communicating with the big wide world on a regular basis.

So, on this Sunday night the kids are fine, Dr. Matt is shorn, and I am writing.

I love Post Secret. Google it. If I were going to send in my own Post Secret, here is what I would say:

• Instead of using the bulb syringe, I suck the snot from my baby's nose with my mouth.
• Warts make me sick to my stomach. Just looking at them makes me want to puke. I think I might have one on the bottom of my foot, but I am afraid to find out.
• I pee in the showers at the YMCA. I have now taught my older daughter to do the same.

Which is worse, that I could come up with at least ten more totally true facts, or that I don't know which one to send first?